Train Journey From Hell

Just got off the train. Nine hour journey too. You'd think it was from Scotland to London but no, London to Liverpool. A supposed three hour journey, psshhh. Six times we switched trains., SIX TIMES!! Then we toke a coach the rest of the way. I was just about to sit down and read my gripping book then the driver announces 'those going to Liverpool need to swap trains immediately'
I went mad. That wasn't it though. It was practically ten minutes a journey. Then running for the next train that happened to be packed with screaming children, old men and women that I had to stand up for and men in black. Argh. Then I got out ma cookie, my tummy had been rumbling for hours, then we had to switch again! I was on the edge of killing the next person that talked to me. If that wasn't bad enough we missed the next train that I ran for, with my asthma pump deep in my luggage. I nearly died. Then I needed the toilet  when we were in the middle of no where. I wanted to scream and cry and shout, lucky for the civilians near me, a train came in the next twenty minutes. However, we then had to switch AGAIN after three stops. So we swap, for the last time. Phew. Don't get happy yet (Name). We sat in the train for an hour due to 'flooding' with no information whatsoever. Lucky for me I had my book. Not for long! We swapped AGAIN.